| About Puritys_Shame |
| I guess this is the part of the profile where I try to sell myself to all you fine viewers. Well, here goes:
"Step right up and take a look at this very fine ware we have for sale! She's an English major, anthropology major, a reader, writer, watcher, and ranter of all the genres to be found, and she can be yours, my friend, for nine monthly payments of only fifty-nine forty-eight! If you're looking for that extra bit of culture and class for the household that has everything, look no further! She's dark, she's creepy, and she laughs at everything, I said EVERYTHING, and will clear out your inlaws before they know what they're so afraid of. She slices, she dices, she reads compulsively, and she'll even vacuum after she's finished snacking. Ex-husband in the market for a sex slave? Mail her over and we guarantee his penis will be cut off within twenty-four hours, and she'll even steal that little porcelain knick-knack you hold so dear! Order now and get a free cat-farm!"
Apart from all that, I'm really quite facetious. |
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| Likes |
| Cats, books, horror movies, Chinese food, having money to spend, anything velvet, the History Channel, eating, rainy days, fog, breezes, sleeping, flowers, kittens, bunnies, pretty much any cute furry animal, stars |
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| Dislikes |
| Self-victimization, frivolous lawsuits, party politics, medically inaccurate or misleading sexual education, the increased use of subpar CGI in movies, romance novels, being broke, spiders in my room, uninvited guests, loud people, frat-type people, migraines |
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